Red Nose Day

For Red Nose Day on Friday 17th March 2023 we held a joke competition and children shared their favourite jokes. Congratulations to the children whose jokes were chosen as the funniest in each class.

“What do you call a snake with no clothes on? Snake…ed,” Elise (Reception Chestnut Class).

“Knock knock. Who’s there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting cow who…. MOOOOOOO,” Roan (Reception Maple Class).

“What do you call a person with no nose? Nobody nose,” Christalona (Year 1 Ash Class).

“What’s a teacher’s favourite dance? The atten…dance,” Dua (Year 1 Redwood Class).

“What goes black, white, black, white? A penguin rolling down the hill,” Flynn (Year 2 Birch Class).

“What’s a poo that smells like nothing? Shampoo,” Iverson (Year 2 Elder Class).

“What did one eye say to the other eye? Between us something smells,” Henry (Nursery Acorn Class).